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ARCHAEOLOGIST WEEKLY MAGAZINE
22 SEPTEMB ER 2018
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Local Citizen Finds 2000-Year-
Old Artifact
A local citizen trying to upkeep their
backyard stumbled upon a strange and
unknown artifact. We were quickly called to
the scene to identify the object and its
original purpose.
I believe the object we found was
used to distribute messages of some sort.
The odd inner cylinder has a series of
numbers to decode a possible message and is
more endurable than the outer cylinder
which is made of a paper-like material with a
pattern engraved into it. Its possible this
design was intentional in the case of a nearby
enemy attacking, the message could be easily
eaten or torn.
The outer cylinder being white could
be an emphasis on urgency since it pops out
to the human eye. The inner cylinder being
brown helps it be hidden and the black
dotted numbers show importance due to the
secret message system.
This objects shape is easy to hold or
possible to carry if a string is led through the
center. If a string is added in the center, the
message paper is quicker to gather if in a dire
situation. Im sure the people of the past
needed to quickly get their messages spread
before disaster struck. This item must have
been a necessity.
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New ancient white
strangling device
discovered among
other ancient
technologies.
What Could They Have Been Used For?
What appears to be a strangulation device has been dug up recently in
the jungles near an archaic city that once resided just southeast of
Houston. With the letters R and L placed on the corresponding
nubs, we can only assume they were either placed in ears or the nose.
Perhaps they were used for communication, either to other humans or
even the gods they once believed in. Or perhaps there were used as a
method for silencing snores as they fit right in the nostrils. As they are
all white in color, they most likely were not meant to be hidden.
Perhaps once it is assembled properly, it was a necklace of sorts as the
trends and style in ancient times were unpredictable, to say the least.
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New results find the
white color to be
lacking creativity
and tacky, thus
leading analysts to
believe it was
created around the
years 2000-2040.
How We Got to Our Theory
With the nubs on the end being labeled with L and R, this leads us
to believe this means Left and Right. We can only assume it was
meant for the two nubs to be placed in two corresponding ends of some
other technology. With the glaring white color, we surmise it very well
could be jewelry of old times, however this is a working theory that is
in progress. The length still intrigues us, which only leaves us with
more questions.
Who Could Have Used This Object?
We believe the higher class within society were to have been using this
object. The bright white color leads us to believe those who lived
pompously rather than humbly possessed this object. It is in good
condition as well, the owners must have been responsible and careful
not to ruin this archaic device and thus either used it often and took care
of it or was rarely used. The small size allows an individual to take it
with them just about anywhere.
The Objects Properties
At first glance, the device is white all around and measures 3 feet in
length. The white color has such a brightness to it that is as if it were
saying that whoever possesses this device is somehow better than those
who do not possess it. It has a clicker closer to one nub, on one side
only however. The nubs are labeled L and R and are symmetrical in
shape and size. The opposite end of the device has a plug-like structure.
The cord itself is smooth to touch and the nubs for both ends of the
device are also smooth. The parts of the device are so small, they seem
as if they could utilized or worn just about anywhere. With such a
small, portable size we would imagine the humans who possessed this
carried it with them often.
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During a pipeline installation over the weekend, a 2000-
year-old object was found buried deep under an empty
field. The object had a long white cord that detached from
the cube at the bottom with two metal slits stick out.
I was called to investigate the striking white object just in
case it might be something valuable. During the
investigation, I initially determined that the object was
linked to a religious and spiritual purpose.
The color of the cord is painted white which can insinuate
purity or cleansed from sins, it could be used as rosary or
used for a praying ritual.
2000 years ago, before the first apocalypse, humans
believed in higher powers. They believed in different gods
such as Jesus or Allah. Some religious books were found
nearby buried in the same field tiled the Holy Bible.
Before zombies came and destroyed the entire human race
technology was booming and this white cord was some
way humans connected with their god of choice. The slits
at the end of the cube indicates that it could attach or be
plugged into something allowing humans to communicate
with their god.
We dont know much about humans before the
reassurance of Earth in 3018, 1000 years earlier. This
object seems to be made up from elements from 2000
years ago such as plastic and rubber. Inside the cord are
wires which are green, red, and grey. These colors could
symbolize something inside the religion that used this
object.
The bottom of the cube has a picture of an apple with the
letters Designed by Apple in California. This could be a
religious statement or prayer. There are other words and
symbols at the bottom of the cube that need further
examination to be translated.
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Magazine All we know about life from 2,000 years ago was that the
human race was developing faster than the government
liked. Several different scientists, researchers, and
entrepreneurs were releasing information and products that
was enabling them to develop electronically exceptionally
fast. This then caused the government to wipe out about
95% of the whole human race by forcing the CDC to start95% of the whole human race by forcing the CDC to start
an epidemic with only limited cures available.
From the looks of this objects materials, it seems to be made around 2,000 years ago. Around that time
period, plastic was used for just about anything. Hence why this object is primarily made of plastic with
some glass and a tiny circuit board. Discovering these materials inside of this object now confirms that this
was used to connect to our brains and the only way to activate this object is by performing a ritual or
chanting a sacred saying. Given by the inscriptions Powered by Oculus, on the object, it leads us to
believe that Oculus was some sort of ritual God that would give it power.
a person in real life, therefore, giving individuals the ability to live a different life with no pain and no evil.
During the investigation, my first thought was maybe this
object was used to either be able to see the future or to be
able to connect the mind to another realm of some sort.
The team and I have still not been able to figure out what
could have possibly been attached to the port on the side
or what could be connected to the clips; however, we have
decided that the straps are definitely there to attach to adecided that the straps are definitely there to attach to a
head and the odd magnifying glass was used to go over
the eyes. This leads us to believe that when this object is
being used, it can take total control of the mind and body,
making it possible to do things that wouldnt be possible for
Our archaeologist team got a call from a newly developed residential area that was being surveyed to
investigate a foreign object that was found deep underground. This interesting looking object was white
and black, looked as if it had straps to attach to ones self, a connection port of some sort, and some kind
of magnifying glass on both sides. They also found what seemed to be a lid or top for this object a couple
feet from it.
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